You know, a kickass website that reflects the business you’re building and…
… shows your clients you understand them AND their biggest problem.
… sets you up as the expert to guide them through that challenge.
… shows prospects what their life can look like after that problem is in the rearview mirror.
The only thing standing in your way is **ACTUALLY** writing your copy.
Delivering on the vision is exactly what you do for OTHER people.
The thing is, instead of sitting down to write new copy that reflects the business you’re building…
… you find yourself doing anything (and I mean anything) else and you end up:
Staring at a blank page, typing WORDS GO HERE over and over, willing the copy to write itself.
Stuck in analysis paralysis, never convinced that your copy is good enough, and questioning whether YOU are even good enough.
Pushing your own copy to the back burner in favor of something you can do, whether that’s client work, scrolling on social media, or watching paint dry.
Apologizing for your site (or the lack thereof) on sales calls.
And, you end up right back where you started…
… with copy you don’t love.
… never fully showcasing your awesomeness.
… and taking tons of valuable time that you could be spending on something profitable.
You’re in the right place and you’re NOT alone. The hardest thing in the world as a business owner is to write your own copy.
I’m a website and messaging strategist with deep experience helping people just like you and me hone in on your message and craft website copy that meaningfully connects you with the real humans in your audience so you can build momentum.
“What’s that experience?” you ask…
Well, I’ve written and audited copy for closing in on 100 sites. And, when it comes to website copy, I’ve seen it all–from superstar awesomeness to “well, that’s something.” And you deserve to be a superstar.
That’s where I come in… I want to help you create copy that turns your clients into instant fans who can’t wait to work with you.
Even with decades of marketing experience… this is hard for me too. Writing your own copy can be excruciating unless you have someone to push you.
In the years since, I’ve studied hundreds of sites and audited + written copy for almost that many. Writing your own copy is hard. Like really, really hard.
And, I knew that if I could develop a system I could use to write powerful copy for myself and my clients, there had to be a way to help other business owners (hey, that’s you).
Systems help you beat procrastination which is one of the toughest parts of writing your own website copy.
Enter Whomp Whomp to Wow.
Designed to help you take all the stuff you know about your business and turn it into language that shows how it all matters to your clients. Because you deserve it. Your business deserves it. And your clients deserve it.
What you REALLY need to get your website copy finally written and out into the world isn’t ChatGPT, it isn’t pulling all-nighters, and it isn’t waiting for the stars to align perfect. Instead, you need a solid strategy and the accountability to actually make it actually happen.
Ready to THE HELP YOU NEED—STAT?
GET YOUR STARTING POINT, A STRATEGY TO FINISH, and help along the way.
Awesome design only gets you so far. The right words make all the difference. When your prospects see your site and think “This person totally gets MY problem!” you’ll be on track to get more bookings, make more money, and choose the projects you want!
Whomp Whomp to Wow is designed to help you take your website from, well, whomp-whomp to wow so that it truly reflects the business you want and attracts your ideal clients! It combines strategy and accountability with my templates to help you start AND finish your copy so you can launch your site already!
I‘ve taken everything I’ve learned over the last 15+ years... to create a program that helps you actually move your new website off the back burner so it goes to work for you 24/7!
In addition to the recorded workshops, you get access to a co-working community where you can get focused time and accountability to work on your project .
If you do the work, at the end of our time together, you'll be ready to drop that copy into your site (or pass it off to a designer)!
All of the exercises are designed to help you actually make progress instead of spinning your wheels staring at a blank screen.
With prompts, mad-libs, and templates, it's not quite as easy as insert tab a into slot b...but close enough to get you a first draft that turns into web copy you love!
Having the know-how is one thing, implementing it is something else. That’s where this intensive comes in. You get access to me for four weeks of office hours.
Each week you can bring your website copy and other projects and gain clarity and confidence that your words are effective.
Whomp Whomp to Wow is not a static course where you procrastinate and don’t end up with web copy.
This is a collaborative approach with accountability where we’ll talk through the group’s questions so that you can apply the lessons to your existing web copy!
In just 28 days, you’ll reframe and rewrite your website copy so that:
The end result? More perfect-fit clients, a website that reflects what you actually want to be known for, and a happier, more confident AND more profitable you.
Step 1 is PACKED full of content designed to help you make the most of the course.
As soon as you purchase the course, you’ll get immediate access to:
We’ll explore the components of your home page, how to reframe your messaging to speak directly to your clients so that you can start writing copy that converts people from day 1.
You’ll get access to:
We’ll explore why your About page is less about you than it is about your customer, and how that affects what you include. You’ll learn key elements of an About page so that you can write one that will rock their socks off.
You’ll get access to:
We’ll explore your services, and how to set them up and package them so that they’re enticing to your clients.
You’ll get access to:
But most importantly, you’ll walk away from this program feeling confident that you have the right words to attract AND start booking more of your ideal clients.
Look I know it’s hard to commit because you’ve tried this before. The only way you’ll know if it works for you is if you get in and try it…
And because I want you to feel completely comfortable with me and with Whomp Whomp to Wow, to give yourself a chance to see how these tools and trainings can help you buckle down to get it done.
Because I’ve tested these copywriting strategies with dozens of Whomp Whomp students and nearly 100 websites, I feel absolutely confident sharing offering you a Love It Guarantee.
I’m so confident that if you dive in, do the work, you’ll get website copy that moves the needle forward in your business by helping you write website copy that speaks to your ideal client.
If you are not satisfied within 15 days of purchase, simply email my team and we’ll refund you.
If you’re doing this on your own… you could spend hundreds of hours and countless months to get copy that doesn’t resonate with your audience.
On the other hand, if you’re hiring a copywriter, you might pay $5k or $10k for really awesome copy.
Then again, what is the cost of saying “I’ll just Jasper this,” putting up a subpar website with a mediocre structure? You could be losing tens of thousands in sales every month.
Your website could be working for you behind the scenes 24/7. If you put in the time now, in just a few weeks you could be getting ready to launch a website you can proudly share with clients, prospects, and colleagues.
Know who they want to serve and how they want to serve them.
Need help translating what they do from their head to their website.
Are tired of spinning their wheels and want to get their site off the back burner.
Want a website that reflects the business they are building and speaks to their ideal clients.
Want to spend less time pounding pavement and start getting more qualified leads.
Are thinking of starting a business, but aren’t sure who they’re going to serve or what they’re going to do.
Think what they already have is perfect and has no room for improvement.
Aren’t serious about growing their business or putting in work.
Don’t want to command higher rates.
Are happy with everything about their business and don’t want anything to change.
Q: Do I need to sign up for this right now?
A: In a word, YES. Because if you’re not happy with the status quo, the process of creating your website copy can give you the clarity and push you need to make a change. If you’re ready to kick things into high gear, launch your site already, and start taking actions that will propel your business forward, the time is absolutely now.
Q: What if I’m too busy to finish the program?
A: Valid question. This program will require 3-5 hours a week of your time if you want to finish it in 28 days. If you’re doing work you don’t love at rates that make you feel like you’re dying inside, then you’ll want to find the time. Materials will be available for the life of the course, or at least 12 months, so even if you fall behind, you’ll have access to materials and videos. And, if you want to join a future cohort, you can absolutely do so for a discounted rate.
Q: I’m not sure I’m ready for this program, how will I know?
A: If you have a website that isn’t attracting the right clients or doesn’t reflect the business you’re building, or if you don’t have a website at all, and want to start getting clients and showing up as a professional, then the time is right. Even if you have an amazing graphic designer, you’ll need someone to write your copy… and that person? It could be you.
Q: How will I access the program?
A: You’ll get immediate access to STEP 1 as soon as you click purchase below.
Q: Do I get 1:1 support?
A: You get access to weekly office hours on Fridays at 9 am Central. Plus, if you go VIP, you’ll get two 1:1 calls that are 45-minutes each AND a final website copy audit. Those calls need to be scheduled within 60 days of purchasing the course and completed within 90 days.
Q: Do I need to sign up for this right now?
A: In a word, YES. If you need a push to get your website copy done so you can kick things into high gear, launch your site already, and start taking actions that will propel your business forward, the time is absolutely now.
Q: Do I need to join all of the calls?
A: The short answer is no, you don’t need to join the calls. While they are a place to get friendly, yet effective feedback about your website copy, if it doesn’t work for you to attend, you’ll still get the same experience. You can still submit your work for feedback, and, if you want 1:1 time, the VIP experience gives you a full review of your website copy.
Q: What if I’m too busy to finish the program?
A: Valid question. This program will require 3-5 hours a week of your time. If you’re doing work you don’t love at rates that make you sad, then you’ll want to find the time. Materials will be available for at least 12 months, so even if you fall behind, you’ll have access to materials and videos. And, if you want to join a future cohort, you can absolutely do so for a discounted rate.
Q: I’m not sure I’m ready for this program, how will I know?
A: If you have a website that isn’t attracting the right clients or doesn’t reflect the business you’re building, then the time is right. Even if you have an amazing graphic designer, you’ll need someone to write your copy… and that person? It could be you.
Q: How will I access the program?
A: You’ll get immediate access to STEP 1 as soon as you click purchase below.
Q: Do I get 1:1 support?
A: You can send questions in prior to our weekly calls to make sure we cover them, and as time allows, we’ll offer hot seat sessions. After completing the course, you’ll get limited-time access to group calls.
The VIP option includes two 30-minute calls (a $394 value), unlimited Voxer access (a $397 value), and a video audit of your copy (a $497 value).
You — and your business — deserve a website that speaks to your clients.
Your clients deserve it, too. They need you, and a website makes it so much easier for them to find and trust you.
By choosing to say yes to WHOMP WHOMP TO WOW, you’re also saying yes to your clients and to meeting their needs.
More importantly, you’re also saying yes to continuing to build a business that gives you the life you want. Let’s do this!